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Frequently Asked Questions

Can you put the designs for shirts I just bought on the back?

We can easily put our excellent t-shirt designs on the back of any of the tees you purchase, so feel free to leave a message for us in the comment section of your order form that back-printed shirts are what you want, and we will do that for you at no charge.

How large is a large/how small is a small?

size chart

I love your website and I love your shirts! I want to buy some so bad, but the only way I could pay would be with a money order. Is that something you can do?

We understand your predicament completely! That's why we have some really easy steps laid out for your to follow if you want to mail your money in to us with a money order.
  1. You need to firstly figure out what you want to buy with your money order, right? We need to know what shirts you want, what style of shirts, what shirt colors, and what sizes of shirts. Email us by CLICKING HERE and telling us that information we need as well as your desire to pay through the mail.
  2. When we get your email, we will respond quickly with your total owed for that purchase. That includes the shipping and handling fees. This will be your invoice that includes the address to ship your payment to.
  3. When you get your money order, you'll need to put it in an envelope with the invoice that you got in your email and send it off. We'll ship your order ASAP when we get your mail in our hands.

If You're Tired Of T-Shirts Falling Apart, Then It's Time To Try Someone Who Cares About Quality.

Sometimes, paying a couple of dollars more for something you want to last isn't a bad thing. A cheaper price usually means a cheaper product, and you'll find that all-too evident when ordering from other Internet retailers. We are determined not to be just some random shirt store on the Internet that pumps out a shoddy product and expects people to come back for seconds. No, we want to develop a relationship of trust with our customer base that results in a lifetime of purchases. Our shirts are made to last you for a long time, and we have a satisfaction guarantee that backs that statement up. While you are certainly welcome to buy any of our slim-fit shirt styles, you also have access to all of the thicker, more durable shirts that are made from 100%, preshrunk cotton.

It is very important to me that the shopping cart is secure and safe.

If you are having doubts about using your card on the Internet, let me explain the process so that you will feel more secure about it. When you decide you want to buy something, you'll click the tab that says "add to cart." You are then whisked over to a different, secure server that no one has access to, not even the people who work here. When you order is complete, the transaction is handled using Authorize.net, which is where almost all Internet transactions are securely handled. Your information is kept private because no one ever has access to it. If you are STILL having doubts about ordering from us using our 100% Secure Shipping Cart software, then please call us and place your order with us live, toll free, at 1-888-687-4478. Toll free for our customers who are residential to the U.S.A. For everyone else who wants to call us living outside of the United States, please call using the number 1-731-588-5690.

Privacy Policy

Our only priority is making your shirts that you ordered and sending them to you as fast as possible. Your information is not used again after that transaction is complete, and you will never catch us selling your info to other companies. We...HATE...spammers.

Restocking Fees On Returns

All of the shirts you buy are made the day after you order them to your exact specifications. That means that on orders above a certain price range will incur a restocking fee if they are returned, and the return is not due to anything our company did wrong. We are not responsible for refunding shipment costs.
Order TotalRestocking Fee
$1 - $1000%
$101 - $49920%
$500 - $99930%
$1000+50%

How long will it take to get my order shipped?

There are lots of companies out there that will wait upwards of two weeks before they process your order and ship it, but that's not how we do things around here. We always ship within 24 hours of getting a customer's order. We have hours of operation on Mon. thru Fri. between the times of 7 am and 3 pm. Orders do not ship on Sat. or Sun. Also, it stands to reason that any holiday the post office doesn't work...neither do we. Those exceptions aside, we always ship your shirts within 24 hours of your payment. Orders that are made on weekends or federal holidays will be advanced the following business day. They will be made the day after that and shipped the same day it is made. Almost all of the product we sell is in stock and waiting for you to order it so that we can send it to you right away, but on rare occasions we may be out of stock on the shirts you want. If that happens, it may take up to 2 more days to get your shirts in the mail. Once the mail carrier gets your shirts, you will get them as fast as that postman can run to your door.

We have our shipping speeds down to a fine artform, and we would love to show you just how fast it really can be. If you need your order delivered to you in the matter of just a few days, or even the very next day, we have expedited and express shipping open for you to choose as well.

We have 3 Shipping Options for customers ordering in the United States in order to provide the perfect shipment speed for your needs.

  1. Our Standard option will suit most needs, as it arrives to your door in a very speedy 3-8 work days.
  2. Expedited Shipping is our second fastest speed, at just 2-3 Postal Shipping Days.
  3. Express Shipping is our fastest shipping available, and takes just 1-2 Postal Shipping Days.
NOTE! If you are ordering from the states of Hawaii or Alaska, then your shipment will come to you through Priority Mail, which will be 5-10 work days. These delivery times are mere approximations, due to the fact that we cannot predict shipping delays associated with the U.S.P.S. or with stocking times when supplies are out. If you enter your email into the appropriate field during the ordering process, then we will send you tracking numbers. Residents of the Hawaiian Isles, Alaska, PO BOXES, and International Orders do not receive tracking numbers.

Our International friends from the nations of Denmark, Germany, Finland, Netherlands, Australia, Norway, New Zealand, Great Britain, Canada, North Ireland, and Sweden are welcome to order using our International Shipping option. I know FOUR to EIGHT weeks is a long time to await an order, but that is the unfortunate reality of International shipping. Please have patience! Contacting us after a week will do you no good, as we will only kindly remind you to be patient and to contact us after the eight week expectancy time has elapsed. When these orders leave American shores, we no longer have the ability to track them. We are sorry, but we are not in control of this feature.

We are legally bound to give a full description of the contents of your package to Customs Agents, as well as the monetary value of those contents. If you request that we mark your package as a gift, it will have no bearing on our requirement to supply this information. We will not take responsibility for any additional charges tacked on by Customs, so please take note of this responsibility when ordering. If you need any information concerning Customs fees and procedure, please call your area's customs agent.

If you are currently serving in the United States Armed Forces, then please allow me one moment to thank you sincerely for your service to this country. We are proud to ship our shirts to any APO/FPO Military Destination. We cannot use any other shipping options besides our Standard Shipping, as Military Addresses cannot be shipped to with the Expedited or Express Mail Service. Please disregard the quoted shipping estimates for delivery listed above if you are ordering for an APO/FPO address, as these delivery times do not apply.

If you are ordering your shirt to be delivered to a PO BOX address, then it will be shipped with USPS Standard Mail, which will take 3-5 Work Days to arrive.


BRAND X has cheaper shirts than this... / How well do your shirts last?

You want your t-shirts to be long-lasting with bright designs that don't crack or fade. Well, that's what we provide. Our shirts are 100% cotton and preshrunk for convenience and quality.

I Want to Buy Something, But The Shopping Cart Keeps Coming Up Blank.

Ordering things online is pretty easy. Wherever you shop on the Internet, you're going to need something called "cookies" implemented within the browsing perimeters of your browser. In your privacy settings, your cookies are most likely disengaged in your Internet Browser settings. This will be a problem if you want to buy things on the Internet. All you have to do is go into the options section of your browser and instruct it to allow cookies (instructions), or you can note your purchases and call us to place your order via phone. 9am to 6pm CST 1-888-687-4478.

I Am Having Problems With The Shopping Cart Accepting My Credit Card

You need to make certain that your credit card billing address is correct. If you are completely satisfied that you should be getting your order processed normally and are still having trouble, please continue down this list of options.
  1. Your billing information is probably still entered wrong. It has to match your credit company's information EXACTLY. Otherwise, it could be rejected.
  2. If you have moved from one address to another in recent memory, your bank or credit company may not have your new address in their system. Try using your previous billing information.
  3. You may just want to use a different card.
  4. 1-888-687-4478 (U.S. Toll Free Only) is our contact number. Please call us, and we'll try to resolve your ordering issue over the phone. Office hours are between 9am and 6pm Central.

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